You're stuck on a deserted island with plenty of food (fruit trees, edible roots, easily caught fish), a companion (sexy, loving), and a stress free lifestyle on the beach. What do you say when the rescue boat shows up?
Ask them to rescue me...cuz I'd be afraid the minute they pulled away, I would fall and snap my leg in half and die of some horrible green disease of the leg with maggots crawling out and stuff and I'd be like Damnit, why did I send that !@*^#&%^#% boat away!
Although, that scenario would probably be more likely to happen on a deserted island where food wasn't plentiful while I was climbing trees and cliffs looking for a morsel to eat...then again, if I snapped my leg and got maggots crawling around in there, I could always snack on them....
So see? There's a reason for everything, like my mom always says.
