Well if you count middle school relationships then....
I was "going out" with this boy for a couple weeks when I decided to dye my hair, myself. It came out much darker than expected. When I went back to school I heard quite a bit about it, lol. In one class that me and my "boyfriend" had together, I heard someone ask him if we were still going out. He said no. Lol. It was news to me, but no biggie. I am married to my first love.
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I just saved money on my Mental Insurance by switching to Psycho!
I dumped a guy by having my new "secret" boyfriend tell him it was over. This was in high school, I am much more sensitive to others feelings now...If it was, say my husband, I would leave my wedding band on the kitchen table with a note that said "I kept trying to TELL you". If it was a boyfriend, I would E mail him.