How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
led these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need
no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.