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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're
inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
led these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need
no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry.

May your troubles be less,may your blessings be more,and may nothing but happiness come through your door

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LOL Great post!

I think I'm a poodle.


*sniff sniff* What is that yucky smell?
*sniff sniff* Where is coming from?
*sniff sniff* Oh, dear Lord, IT'S ME!!!!!!!

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