The Dracula Files

Hobbit Hollow Games · Site Admin

The Dracula Files

Hobbit Hollow Games · Site Admin

As Vlad's glass appears to be empty and sunset is here, I would suspect that he may be out and about looking for the next great vintage. Perhaps he'll stop by the Hollow at his earliest convenience to introduce himself.

Lattegato · 09:22 AM May 10, 2009

I'm not the best writer at the moment, as my left shoulder
just rotted off but here we go! *scribbles on parchment*

To: Mr Vladimir Draco

Forget the black ties; it's no formal affair
Just come as you are for that casual flair
We'll drink and laugh as we reminisce
It's a gathering of friends not to be missed!

Join Hobbit Hollow

for our Wine Tasting Festival!

Sunday May 10th- Tueday May 12th 2009, begins each night at Sunset.

12 Glen Lane

Hobbit Hollow

No RSVP required.

Vladimir Draco · 10:19 AM May 11, 2009

Ah, thank you for inviting me into your forum. I am sure I will be very comfortable here (let me just sprinkle some soil from the Old Country over here). As a rule, I don't generally associate personally with zombies (I have minions for that sort of thing), but I am a staunch advocate against undead discrimination, so will make an exception for this forum.

I look forward to meeting the denizens of this "Hobbit Hollow". Out of curiosity, I'd love to know everyone's blood type. For err, a research study. For science.

My minions have made me aware that a company called "eGames" is creating a game called "The Dracula Files" of which my winery and person appear. I do recall a shady individual interviewing me a while back, but he darted out before I could really sink my teeth into the conversation. Should I hear more about this "Dracula Files" (how quaint), I will pass along any relevant news.

Should you have any questions, please feel to ask. I won't bite.*

* That is a lie.

ljot · 12:29 PM May 11, 2009

Mr. Draco (or may I call you Vlad?) I would like to welcome you to The Hollow also. I was wondering, isn't it rather dangerous running around inside a Hidden Object game? What if some wise guy planted a bunch of crosses around or a mini game involving wooden stakes? One word of advice, watch out for Gable around your winery. (She's been known to tip a few.)

gable875 · 03:34 PM May 11, 2009

And here Ljot I thought you were gonna warn Mr. Draco that I am a clean freak and sprinkling dirt in the Hollow is not allowed.

*Getting out the broom and cleaning all this dirt up*

And no, Mr. Draco you can not know my blood type. I am so old(just ask latte) it is all dust in my veins.

Oh and what better way to end the day then sitting in my rocker sipping a nice Sauvignon Blanc and playing with my spidies.

Vladimir Draco · 03:36 PM May 11, 2009

ljot wrote:

Mr. Draco (or may I call you Vlad?) I would like to welcome you to The Hollow also. I was wondering, isn't it rather dangerous running around inside a Hidden Object game? What if some wise guy planted a bunch of crosses around or a mini game involving wooden stakes? One word of advice, watch out for Gable around your winery. (She's been known to tip a few.)

My personal preference is Master, but I suppose either would be acceptable.

Bah! I fear no pathetic little stake-based mini games! To be truthful, the worst part about these Hidden Object Games is trying to find anything in a timely manner! Have you ever been in a hurry and had to try to find your cursed car keys buried in a mountain of skulls, accordions, and penguin statues? Maddening! I swear, if business at the winery wasn't booming, I would devote half of my minions to cleaning this place up. Slobs.

This Gable is more than welcome to tip back a few in our special tasting room at the winery, as long as she is healthy with no known blood disorders. Or if she has swine flu. We have a unique appreciation for pigs at Draco Winery...and my minions have been scared to death by the 11:00 clock updates on the news.

Lattegato · 11:34 PM May 11, 2009

*hands Gable a vacuum to clean up the old dust*

I seriously doubt Master Draco would find much benefit in dried out old veins....but hey you can't always account for people's tastes.

*gnaws on a knuckle I found on the sidewalk*

alevy1974 · 11:45 PM May 11, 2009

Hey, Vlad! You can have some of the excess that's building up in my ankles (or at least where my ankles USED to be). While you're at it, can you syphon off a little from my hands? I haven't been able to wear rings for MONTHS!

steelerfan1 · 07:42 AM May 12, 2009

Vlad, I will be going to the dentist next Tuesday morning to get a tooth pulled actually two, *shivers*. Im sure I will have some extra blood that day lol.

I will give you my extra blood for some of that wine at least if I get drunk I wont feel the pain from my tooth lol.

Vladimir Draco · 11:24 AM May 12, 2009

gable875 wrote:

And no, Mr. Draco you can not know my blood type. I am so old(just ask latte) it is all dust in my veins.

Oh and what better way to end the day then sitting in my rocker sipping a nice Sauvignon Blanc and playing with my spidies.

Dust in your veins, eh? Are you by chance from Egypt? I've worked with a few mummies with a similar condition.

Vladimir Draco · 11:26 AM May 12, 2009

alevy1974 wrote:

Hey, Vlad! You can have some of the excess that's building up in my ankles (or at least where my ankles USED to be). While you're at it, can you syphon off a little from my hands? I haven't been able to wear rings for MONTHS!

Ahem. It sounds like it's been there a while. I prefer the freshly pumped stuff, but perhaps some of my minions could be of assistance. Hmmm...if they are successful, perhaps a new side business is in order.

Vladimir Draco · 11:30 AM May 12, 2009

steelerfan1 wrote:

Vlad, I will be going to the dentist next Tuesday morning to get a tooth pulled actually two, *shivers*. Im sure I will have some extra blood that day lol.

I will give you my extra blood for some of that wine at least if I get drunk I wont feel the pain from my tooth lol.

I trust they are not removing your incisors. While they do make adequate implants, there is no substitute for the real thing.

Thank you for your generous offer. You are welcome to a bottle of our finest in exchange for some "extra" blood. The beauty of the wine is not only won't you feel the pain from your tooth, you won't feel the pain from other teeth either. Nice how that works out.

Bah! There are no vampire emoticons! Curses.

steelerfan1 · 11:59 AM May 12, 2009

hmmm other teeth, well if you are anything like Edward from Twilight I might have to consider this offer. He is a pretty cool vampire , but if not well I still might consider it to be young the rest of my life hmm very tempting lol.

Lattegato · 12:28 PM May 12, 2009

This one just seems so crude to me... ((shudders)). Hopefully Vlad has more civility??

I'd also like to know more about this winery. Will we all be invited to help search for items in the winery, out in the vineyard, etc. and why would we do that in the first place? Is there a benefit involved? I'd hope to at least think there would be a purpose or reward for being asked to search for things quickly when your minions have obviously failed in their organizational duties.

Zombies just want to have fun!

Lattegato · 12:29 PM May 12, 2009

steelerfan1 wrote:

hmmm other teeth, well if you are anything like Edward from Twilight I might have to consider this offer. He is a pretty cool vampire , but if not well I still might consider it to be young the rest of my life hmm very tempting lol.

Cool???

Psssssst steeler, that's not what you said last night!! You said Edward was HOT! lol.

steelerfan1 · 12:42 PM May 12, 2009

jeez louize latte, that was between us girls. Dang, I am a married woman here ****hush now *** lmao

Well Edward can do all these cool things lol

Vladimir Draco · 02:57 PM May 12, 2009

steelerfan1 wrote:

hmmm other teeth, well if you are anything like Edward from Twilight I might have to consider this offer. He is a pretty cool vampire , but if not well I still might consider it to be young the rest of my life hmm very tempting lol.

*sigh* Twilight. An amusing diversion I suppose. I assure you I am nothing like that fancy boy. I, how do you say, "kick it old school".

Vladimir Draco · 03:03 PM May 12, 2009

Lattegato wrote:

This one just seems so crude to me... ((shudders)). Hopefully Vlad has more civility??

I'd also like to know more about this winery. Will we all be invited to help search for items in the winery, out in the vineyard, etc. and why would we do that in the first place? Is there a benefit involved? I'd hope to at least think there would be a purpose or reward for being asked to search for things quickly when your minions have obviously failed in their organizational duties.

Zombies just want to have fun!

I like it, but the technique is terrible. Look at all that wasted blood! He goes in for the kill, comes off the neck immediately, and gets it all over his cape? Shameful. Blood stains are difficult to remove. Even with ColorGuard.

I would prefer you not snoop around the winery. Please stay with your tour guide until the very end.

-- Edited by Vladimir Draco on Wednesday 10th of June 2009 03:54:22 PM

Pinky1130 · 03:07 PM May 12, 2009

Can't keep me away from any wine tasting party! (not for long anyhow, lol) As a matter of fact, looks like I'm early tonight. Well, I'll just put my organizational skills to work and clean up some of this clutter before the party starts. And just who made this mess in the first place!? I heard that Monsieur Draco from egames was in this neck o' the Hollow last night. Hmmmmmmmm.......................

Vladimir Draco · 10:01 PM May 12, 2009

Pinky1130 wrote:

Can't keep me away from any wine tasting party! (not for long anyhow, lol) As a matter of fact, looks like I'm early tonight. Well, I'll just put my organizational skills to work and clean up some of this clutter before the party starts. And just who made this mess in the first place!? I heard that Monsieur Draco from egames was in this neck o' the Hollow last night. Hmmmmmmmm.......................

Ahh excellent. You have the makings of a fine minion. I have need of someone with organizational skills to sort through all these bottles. AB+ goes here, next to the O+. AB- is over by the B+.

RjX_ · 10:07 PM May 12, 2009

Just what the casual game market needs, another hidden object game. Creativity is long lost in most gaming companies. Let me guess, a Vladimir match 3 game next? Well at least this game and Vladimir both will have something common...they both suck.

ljot · 11:02 PM May 12, 2009

Master Draco, You made a reference to losing your car keys. Does this mean you are no longer the traditional creature of the night?
I was also wondering if the name Vampire is politically correct. To be categorized along with attorneys, loan sharks and politicians does injustice to your noble breed.
Would you happen to know where I could get a few minions? The ones around here are union and their job descriptions are ridiculous. I'm looking for a new source and have always been impressed with yours.

Lattegato · 07:10 AM May 13, 2009

Now that is called Sucking Up, Rob.....lol.

Vladimir Draco · 10:04 AM May 13, 2009

RjX_ wrote:

Just what the casual game market needs, another hidden object game. Creativity is long lost in most gaming companies. Let me guess, a Vladimir match 3 game next? Well at least this game and Vladimir both will have something common...they both suck.

I agree. If they are going to make a game about me, it should be something like Winemaker Extraordinaire, except with more blood. Needless to say, I would always win, take over the world, and enslave humanity forever.

And I find your use of the term suck offensive. I prefer "drink deeply from the crimson wellspring of life".

Vladimir Draco · 10:16 AM May 13, 2009

ljot wrote:

Master Draco, You made a reference to losing your car keys. Does this mean you are no longer the traditional creature of the night?
I was also wondering if the name Vampire is politically correct. To be categorized along with attorneys, loan sharks and politicians does injustice to your noble breed.
Would you happen to know where I could get a few minions? The ones around here are union and their job descriptions are ridiculous. I'm looking for a new source and have always been impressed with yours.

I do still subscribe to many of the old ways, but wake up and smell the hemoglobin - this is the 21st century, and there are certain advantages to utilizing new technology. Additionally, clients tend to freak out when I show up as a bat.

I care nothing for what society perceives as "politically correct". All those that you name have their uses, especially politicians.

Assuming you are unable to pass on the dark gift and transform pathetic humans into your vampire followers, or if you lack the preternatural power to hypnotize and make them your mindless slaves, I would try Craigslist or maybe even ebay.

Vladimir Draco · 12:31 PM May 13, 2009

The official announcement has been made.

http://tinyurl.com/dracorules

With luck, this means more minions.

gable875 · 05:20 PM May 13, 2009

OOhhh Party!! Steaks with garlic yummy!! and WINE??!! Yes I will be there! beer

* carp I misread, it says "Stakes and garlic" bugeye

Oh well maybe we will throw a launch party when Egames releases Mr. Draco's interview... I want the first stake eyepopping

Hobbit Hollow Games · Site Admin

Yes, yes...PARTY!! Now, where are those questions I had for Vlad earlier..... *looks around my desk* Hmm, who left this stale sandwich here? *EEK!* Damn dust bunnies! Oh here we go!

1. How did you become a vampire?
2. What's your honest opinion of Van Helsing?
3. What female celebrity would you like to spend eternity with?
4. Is there anything curious going on at your winery that we should know about or investigate?
5. How accurate was Bela Lugosi's portrayal of Dracula?
6. Why are there so few female vampires? I would think an eternity of shopping would be a big draw.
7. I've heard rumors of a jealousy towards Frankenstein...any comments?

Lattegato · 06:00 PM May 13, 2009

From the link above:

"With the reemergence of the bloodthirsty count after 100 years, The Dracula Files finds the descendants of the Harker and Van Helsing families banding together once more to contest the lord of the vampires. Spanning the globe in search of cursed objects and holy relics, the reluctant heroes will face werewolves, vampires, poltergeists, and more in their quest to return Dracula to the grave forever."

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Werewolves, vampires, and poltergeists! BAH!!! Zombies get no respect! Although I have to say poltergeists are VERY cool. They seem to have serious anger management issues though. Perhaps they are the ones who created the mess at the winery? They have been known to throw objects, move glasses, slide chairs, pull the bedspreads, etc..... just a thought Draco may want to investigate or at least speak to his minions about. It's a tough economy out there. I would hate to see someone lose their job over some silly prank.