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Vladimir Draco Interview




Developer's Diary at Gz



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gable875 wrote:

OOhhh Party!! Steaks with garlic yummy!! and WINE??!! Yes I will be there!  beer




* carp I misread, it says "Stakes and garlic" bugeyeangered

Oh well maybe we will throw a launch party when  Egames releases Mr. Draco's  interview... I want the first stake eyepopping



I believe I will pass.

 



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Hobbit Hollow Games wrote:

Yes, yes...PARTY!! Now, where are those questions I had for Vlad earlier..... *looks around my desk* Hmm, who left this stale sandwich here? *EEK!* Damn dust bunnies! Oh here we go!

1. How did you become a vampire?
2. What's your honest opinion of Van Helsing?
3. What female celebrity would you like to spend eternity with?
4. Is there anything curious going on at your winery that we should know about or investigate?
5. How accurate was Bela Lugosi's portrayal of Dracula?
6. Why are there so few female vampires? I would think an eternity of shopping would be a big draw.
7. I've heard rumors of a jealousy towards Frankenstein...any comments?



1. The details of my (un)life are quite inconsequential, but my minions tell me that if this first game warrants a sequel, my origins will be more thoroughly explored.  I will tell you that I was turned by a very powerful vampire (at the time).
2.  Van Helsing?  BAH! He is a weak-minded fool and a charlatan.  A pox on him and his family.  And his family has dwindled considerably over the years.  Pity.
3.  Eternity is a long time.  I tend to get bored after a few decades, though I must admit Kate Beckinsale makes a very nice vampire.
4. Only if you find mysterious disappearances, a replica Eastern European castle in the middle of Napa Valley, and an owner who is never seen in the daylight curious. *shrug*
5.  As good as could be expected for the time, I suppose.  The real Dracula is scarier, and does not wear capes all the time.  They have their place, but they don't define the vampire!  And of course, the true Dracula was much more powerful and not dispatched as easily as Lugosi's portrayal.
6.  There are many female vampires.  Vampirism is equal-opportunistic, and I am doing my part to make sure both genders are strongly represented.
7.  Frankenstein?  The man or the monster?  What is there to be jealous of?  The man's claim to fame is reanimating dead tissue into a bizarre semblance of "life".  The creature itself has no place in this world.  It wishes to be a man, but is so monstrous, society will never embrace it.  Through the dark gift, vampires grant new, eternal life.  They can blend seamlessly into society.  And they dress nicer.

 



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Lattegato wrote:

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Werewolves, vampires, and poltergeists! BAH!!! Zombies get no respect! Although I have to say poltergeists are VERY cool. They seem to have serious anger management issues though. Perhaps they are the ones who created the mess at the winery? They have been known to throw objects, move glasses, slide chairs, pull the bedspreads, etc..... just a thought Draco may want to investigate or at least speak to his minions about. It's a tough economy out there. I would hate to see someone lose their job over some silly prank.

Zombies get no respect because they are brainless, foul-smelling shells.  They have their uses, but are quite lacking in the personality department.

We do not have any poltergeist activity at the winery.  I find poltergeists to be very annoying, but it is amusing when they are vexing someone else.

 



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*sniffs armpits*

I kinda thought people liked my "au natural" scent...maybe this is why they run when they see me coming. lol.

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Lattegato wrote:



*sniffs armpits*

I kinda thought people liked my "au natural" scent...maybe this is why they run when they see me coming. lol.




 Hmmm.  Perhaps there is a market for deodorant specifically targeted at the undead.  Instead of stinking of decomposing flesh, a zombie could spell like clean linen fresh off the line...that has been wrappen around someone with decomposing flesh.  I must ponder this.



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*sniiiiiifffffffffffffffffff* Hey buddy. I'm not thinking someone who's immortal is all that fresh either! Nor is that coffin of yours. P-U! *hands Vlad some Arid Extra Dry and a can of Febreeze*



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I did not know that Febreze comes in "garlic scent".  I am not amused.

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Bah! A new "developer diary" is up on Gamezebo at http://tinyurl.com/dracorules2 but instead of another interview with me, they feature those pathetic Harkers. They must pay for the crimes of their ancestors!

-- Edited by Vladimir Draco on Thursday 28th of May 2009 11:34:59 AM

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Developer Diary 3 is up on Gamezebo at http://www.tinyurl.com/dracostillrules

Read and enjoy. Draco commands it!

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Developer Diary #4 is online.  Read or face my severe disappointment.

http://tinyurl.com/dracoistheman

 



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